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*This Florida man failure sounds like a horror film.

A Florida man was arrested for performing a botched castration surgery on another man on August 18, according to the Highlands County Sheriff's Department.

The two men met through an online fetish website for eunuchs, authorities say.

"This one is a little … let’s just say sensitive," Highlands County Sheriff's Department said in a Facebook post. "You could even say it’s kinda nuts."

After receiving an aborted 911 call in Sebring, a deputy went to investigate the call at a home just before midnight.

A 74-year-old Florida man answered the door and told the deputy he had just performed a castration.

Deputies "found the man on the bed with a towel over his groin, which was bleeding heavily," the Highlands County Sheriff's Department said in a statement.

"Nearby, there was a pink container, which held two body parts that had recently been much closer to the victim," the statement continues.

Authorities discovered he had an operating room in his house with medical equipment, painkillers, and a camera to record the procedure.

The victim is currently in stable condition, according to the sheriff's office.

Authorities say the 74-year-old “had done a similar procedure on a man in a local motel a few years ago that turned out pretty much like this one.”

“The previous victim went to the hospital, but law enforcement was not notified,” according to the sheriff’s Facebook statement.*

A Florida man was arrested for assaulting his roommate with pizza

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"A Florida man killed his parents and brother after he was kicked out of his home and accused of stealing $210,000 from his family to send to a woman he had met on a porn website, according to a sheriff's office.

Grant Amato, 29, has been charged with three counts of first-degree murder in the deaths of his parents, Chad and Margaret Ann Amato, and brother Cody.

Seminole County Sheriff's Office deputies found the victims' bodies Friday in their Chuluota home after a co-worker reported that Cody Amato had not shown up for work.

Grant Amato was arrested and ordered held without bail Monday.

According to an affidavit, Cody Amato's girlfriend told deputies Grant Amato had stolen $60,000 and guns from his brother. She said Grant Amato had recently been kicked out of a training program to become a nurse anesthetist and stole the money to talk to a Bulgarian woman he met online. She also said Cody Amato told her he was afraid Grant "would kill everyone."

Another brother, Jason Amato, told investigators Grant had stolen $150,000 from their father, including a loan taken out on his parents' house, and had sent the woman over $200,000 in a three-month period.

In an interview with investigators, Grant Amato said he had argued with his parents over his relationship with the woman he met through an adult website in June, and that his parents told him he could have no contact with her if he wanted to continue living at their home.

Amato said he began a 60-day internet- and sex-addiction treatment program in Fort Lauderdale in late December at his parents' request, but he left Jan. 4.

"Grant Amato initially agreed to the rules his father had set, but he didn't think they were fair because he felt that the Bulgarian female was his girlfriend and they had a relationship," the affidavit said.

According to the affidavit, in response to seeing crime-scene pictures of his parents and brother, Amato said "his family had been blaming him for months for ruining their lives ... so he might as well be blamed for this, too."

"There's some issues there, I think we have some mental health issues," Jeffery Dowdy, Amato's public defender, told WOFL-TV .

Amato is scheduled for arraignment March 26.

The Orlando Sentinel reported that last year, authorities responded twice to calls about Amato's behavior.

In June, Orlando police responded to AdventHealth Orlando, where he worked as a nurse, about a report of a suicidal person. Officers said Amato did not meet the criteria to be held for observation as a danger to himself or others, but he was arrested on a grand theft charge for allegedly stealing vials of Propofol, a powerful sedative.

Amato said he took the drug for patients who were not "adequately relaxed by doctor-ordered medication," according to a police report. Prosecutors opted against filing charges against him.

On Dec. 20, his mother and brother reported that Amato was missing, depressed and possibly suicidal after losing his job and failing out of school. They also told deputies Amato had access to guns.

Jail records did not show whether Amato had an attorney."

*A Florida man abused his girlfriend with his wet penis.

FORT PIERCE, FLORIDA — A Florida man gave his girlfriend a wet penis and was arrested by officers for assault.

According to TCPalm.com’s report, 47-year-old Joseph Sireci went to his girlfriend’s house. When the man entered the house, he saw his girlfriend unconscious on the floor.

Sireci went to another house with his girlfriend and daughter. Sireci continued to drink and fight at the house they went to.

According to the police statement, while returning home, Sireci stuck his finger in his girlfriend’s ear and harassed her with his wet penis.

St. Lucie County sheriff’s deputies arrested Sireci for assault.*

MIAMI -- Police say they've arrested a man days after a complaint that someone was spotted crawling under library tables and smelling a woman's feet at Florida International University.

Miami-Dade police say 52-year-old Eddy Juan was arrested Tuesday and charged with violation of sexual offender registration, fleeing and eluding, reckless driving, aggravated assault and resisting without violence.

Florida man exposes himself to cheerleaders handing out candy canes at middle school, deputies say

A 22-year-old Deltona man was arrested Wednesday on suspicion of exposing himself in front of two Galaxy Middle School cheerleaders who were handing out candy canes in the school pickup and drop-off loop.

The Volusia County Sheriff’s Office said Steven Lopez Cortina was arrested two counts of of lewd and lascivious exhibition.

Lopez Cortina was taken into custody at his home without incident following the incident, which happened around 9 a.m. on the school campus, sheriff’s officials said.

Deputies said cheerleaders, 13-year-old girls, were handing out candy canes for the holidays when Lopez Cortina drove up with the passenger-side window down. According to deputies, the girls thought he wanted a candy cane, but then realized he was exposing himself.

The girls immediately notified school staff and Lopez Cortina drove away, officials said.

Lopez Cortina was also charged with violating his probation from a prior case, which also involved a charge of exposure of sexual organs, according to sheriff’s officials.

Half-Nude Florida Man Wearing Underwear Marked “Breathalyzer, Blow Here” Arrested for DUI

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A topless man was out for a stroll with his goat while it was raining.

PANAMA CITY – A man presumed to be in yellow underwear as everyone went home due to rain on Tuesday afternoon in Florida, USA. He walked his goat on East Avenue near 231.

Florida man trapped alone with hundreds of parrots

05/11 - Florida Man Hears ‘Intruder,’ Shoots & Kills Pregnant Wife
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Florida man says he stabbed father who wanted to circumcise him

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"Florida man claims bags of cocaine, meth found wrapped around penis aren't his"

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"Florida man exposes himself to cheerleaders handing out candy canes at middle school, deputies say"

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Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza

"Florida man hops on scooter to chase after stolen Lamborghini".
Le gars a sauté sur un scooter, pour poursuivre le gamin de 14 ans sans permis, qui lui avait volé sa Lamborghini Urus dans son garage, il l'a rattrapé.

Encore un fragile qui voulait prouver à maman que c'était un grand garçon ...

A young man tried to prove his independence with robbing the gas station

According to information from police officers, a young man who wanted to prove his independence to his mother showed this by trying to rob the gas station.

Hasan Alexander Campbell, a 23-year-old teenager from Florida, is accused of attempting to rob the Circle K gas station on January 17, as well as beating and running away. The 23-year-old man refused an offer from the gas station worker to pay some money and battered a customer who was at the station’s shop at the time.