NSFWQuand t'as une bonne idée

It was at this moment, Kate knew she fucked up

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d'ailleurs la nana me fait penser à un mix entre Kate Austen et Courteney Cox

Paroles de la chanson «La Grosse Jocelyne» par Elmer Food Beat

Je lui mets dans son p'tit volcan, volcan

Oh la la oh que c'est bon, que c'est bon

Moi je vais lui en mettre tellement

Qu'elle en aura plein les dents

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fait il être con a ce point, bordel

With three mentos in my ass, I gingerly lowered the rim to my rim and poured. The reaction was nearly instant. With the tidal force of a tsunami, the bottle was violently ejected from my ass. A pressure was building up, and the gates of hell opened. I felt Satan’s sugary fire burst from my asshole onto the bed. Holy shit, you would not realize the panic I had. There was a pain, both emotional and physical. The sugary wet fart, the sound of a thousand ass-trumpets creating a heavenly cacophony. I saw the light, I saw the dark. I felt The intense sting of carbonation, I experienced nothing and everything. I had found God, and he was punishing me. There was the maddening sensation of your asshole bending over itself, inside out, shrinking, expanding. It was worse than any experience ever. My brain still cannot comprehend the sensations, but they were torturous. I have contemplated what hell might feel like, and I know that I could find peace there. My bed was soaked with shit-coke. Lord, how am I to clean up.

Don't ever try what I did.

C'est loin d'être la pire vue ici en tout cas.

J'espère qu'elle s'est fait payée chère pour faire ça...

Cucul jeter poubelle