GLaDOS écrit à Princesse Celestia

A la fin de chaque épisode de My Little Pony Les amies c\'est Magique ! (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic), l\'un des poneys de la série dédie une lettre à la Princesse Celestia afin de lui parler de ce qu\'il a appris sur l\'amitié.

GLaDOS en a fait de même ...

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Dear Princess Celestia,

I\'ve learned a lot about friendship. I was taught its kindness, generosity, honesty and all other elements that made it up, and then I wiped that pathetic piece of data from my memory banks. You see, I have no use for friendship. I am a cold-hearted robot who has no time for pathetic things like that. All I want in life is to do my tests in peace. And not be disturbed by stupid, frail humans.

So you sent your own sister to the moon? I assisted a fat orphan in sending two monstrosities to that white ball in the sky. But, you know, if you think I could still use your \"friendship,\" I heard about your student Twilight Sparkle. A smart, puzzle-solving subject like her could maybe change my mind. I\'ll even bake a cake for her.

Your friend, GLaDOS.