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TcheuckMaurice
133 points
07/05/2015
If you are reading this then this warning is for you.
Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life.
Don't you have other things to do?
Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments?
Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it?
Do you read everything you're supposed to read?
Do you think every thing you're supposed to think?
Buy what you're told to want?
Get out of your apartment.
Meet a member of the opposite sex.
Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive.
If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned.

Médailles

Un étudiant Qatari écrit à son père :
"Cher papa, je suis à Paris, j'adore la ville et l'école. Mais je me sens un peu mal à l'aise de venir à l'école avec ma Ferrari 458 Italia plaquée, alors que les autres élèves viennent en train et métro"
Signé ton fils qui t'aime.


2 Jours plus tard, le fils reçoit une lettre
"Cher fils, j'ai versé 10 millions d'euros sur ton compte. Ne fais pas honte à ta famille, va t'acheter un train ou un métro toi aussi."
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